i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
WHO HERE IS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE SEASON FINALE
it honestly doesn’t matter what show we’re talking about here
someone really really needs to make a timeline of events from river’s point of view and doctor’s pov just so we can figure out where the exact middle is ie. where they know exactly the same amount as eachother
if someone bothers doing this i will love them forever